Friday, February 13, 2015

Season 1 Episode 1: The Pilot

(Phoenix's alarm clock turns on and Phoenix tries to hit the snooze button but instead smashes the clock)
Phoenix: I'm up! (Mutters) The worst part about school is waking up in the morning...
(Phoenix walks to the table, to tired to realize that she was about to bump into the table)
Hydra: And I heard that we are allowed to go out for lunch. And also I'm so excited for-
(Everything goes into Phoenix's point of view)
Hydra: Bla bla bla stupid stuff and things that nobody cares about.
(Phoenix snaps back into reality)
Mr. Saguaro: Phoenix, your sister was asking you a question.
Phoenix: (Answers tiredly) Yeah, okay. What was it again?
Hydra: I said, are you excited?
Phoenix: Yeah, I guess so.
Mr. Saguaro: Well, you better be excited because this school was very expensive to get into!
Phoenix: Dad, this school is public.
Mr. Saguaro: Sorry sweetie, I couldn't hear you over your whining!
Phoenix: Huh... I'm just going to go to my room.
Mr. Saguaro: Yeah! That'll give you some time to chill out!
(Phoenix walks clumsily to her room)

(Phoenix is wearing a robe in her room, brushing her hair)
Phoenix: Dad needs to "chill out!"
Mrs. Saguaro: Phoenix! Hydra! Time for your first day of high school!
Phoenix: Coming mother.

(The scene flashes to school, where Phoenix is trying to find her room)
Phoenix: Room 321. Wow.
(Phoenix finally finds it and walks in)
Mrs. Martin: Welcome, scholar! I am Mrs. Martin, your new teacher. Please choose a seat.
(Phoenix is trying to find a seat when all of a sudden, her eye meets with a Golden Retriever)
Phoenix: Whoa.
(Phoenix stares at him affectionately)
Topaz: Hello? Are you okay?
(Phoenix snaps back into reality)
Phoenix: Who, me? (blushes) Yeah... Can I sit here?
Topaz: Uh, sure. Why not?
(Phoenix sits down next to Topaz)
Phoenix: So, what's your name?
Topaz: Topaz Citrine Brickers. And you?
Phoenix: Well, I'm Phoenix.
Topaz: Okay. Nice to meet you.
Phoenix: Nice to meet you too.
(The bell rings and all of the students arrive. Phoenix finds herself next to an orangutan)
Mrs. Martin: Welcome! Welcome class to your new homeroom period. I'm Mrs. Martin and I'll be your teacher for the rest of the year.
Phoenix:(Thinking) She's like Hydra as a weasel.
Mrs. Martin: Anyway, I'm going to have to get to know you, so let's say a bit about ourselves.
(Phoenix doses off in her mind until the last few people before her.)
Asteroid: Hi... I'm Asteroid. And well, I like sports and having fun.
Group of Girls: (Says flirtatiously) Hi, Asteroid... (they all giggle)
Phoenix: (Thinking) Oh brother. He's that orangutan kid. He's pretty cool, I guess. But everyone will have to deal with that constant flirting.
(The next kids speaks)
Comet: Hey, ladies. I'm Comet the Snow Leopard. And I've got guns. (Takes his shirt off)
Mrs. Martin: Detention!
Comet: Oh come on! (He walks to detention)
Mrs. Martin: Next!
(Topaz gets ready to speak)
Topaz: Good morning classmates. I'm Topaz Citrine Brickers, but I go by Topaz. I'm a Golden Retriever who likes to do, well, crafts I guess. Anyway, feel free to give me a silent wave.
Phoenix:(Thinking) How could someone so handsome be so boring. Eh, I'll get to know him more later.
Mrs. Martin: Excuse me. It is your turn to speak.
Phoenix: Uh, okay-
Mrs. Martin: End of class! Time for Lunch.

(Scene cuts to lunchtime)
Phoenix: Okay... I better find a seat.
(Phoenix finds a seat and walks over there)
Student: No way.
Phoenix: What?
Student: This seat is taken, so scram.
Phoenix: Okay...
(Phoenix tries to find another seat when she finally does)
Student II: This seat is saved.
Phoenix: Oh come on!
(Phoenix is exhausted now, and finally finds an almost empty table the snow leopard and orangutan are sitting at)
Phoenix: Let me guess, taken?
Asteroid: No, you can sit here.
Phoenix: Good. I'm too tired to go anywhere else.
(Topaz walks into the scene and sits at the table)
Topaz: Is this seat-
Phoenix: Just sit down.

(The group is now deep into lunch)
Topaz: An hour has passed and it's still lunchtime. Doesn't this school care about education?
Phoenix: School is six hours and four of the hours are for lunch. So no.
Topaz: Well, since we still have some time, we never really got to know each other. (Puts his hand out to Comet). Hi, I'm Topaz. Nice to meet you.
Comet: Arm wrestle? You're on!
Topaz: No! Please no!
Comet: Yes!
Topaz: No!
Comet: Yes!
Topaz: I said no! (A metal arm comes out of Topaz's backpack and squishes Comet's hand). Oops. Sorry...
Comet: I declare a rematch...
(Phoenix and Asteroid separate the two)
Phoenix: Well. I guess you guys are the only things remotely close to "friends."
Topaz: Well, I guess so. To make it up, you three can come to my house tomorrow. I have some things that you might enjoy.
Phoenix: Really?
Topaz: Yep. Like you said. You three are my closest friends already. Then again, none of us have friends. But, we should learn to like each other. So, see you tomorrow, I guess.
Phoenix: See you tomorrow.

Author's Note: That was a lot to pull off. This is the Pilot episode, but don't worry. By "The Club," this story will become a lot more humorous. I hope you enjoyed the episode!

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