Season 1 Episode 1: The Pilot

(Phoenix's alarm clock turns on and Phoenix tries to hit the snooze button but instead smashes the clock)
Phoenix: I'm up! (Mutters) The worst part about school is waking up in the morning...
(Phoenix walks to the table, to tired to realize that she was about to bump into the table)
Hydra: And I heard that we are allowed to go out for lunch. And also I'm so excited for-
(Everything goes into Phoenix's point of view)
Hydra: Bla bla bla stupid stuff and things that nobody cares about.
(Phoenix snaps back into reality)
Mr. Saguaro: Phoenix, your sister was asking you a question.
Phoenix: (Answers tiredly) Yeah, okay. What was it again?
Hydra: I said, are you excited?
Phoenix: Yeah, I guess so.
Mr. Saguaro: Well, you better be excited because this school was very expensive to get into!
Phoenix: Dad, this school is public.
Mr. Saguaro: Sorry sweetie, I couldn't hear you over your whining!
Phoenix: Huh... I'm just going to go to my room.
Mr. Saguaro: Yeah! That'll give you some time to chill out!
(Phoenix walks clumsily to her room)

(Phoenix is wearing a robe in her room, brushing her hair)
Phoenix: Dad needs to "chill out!"
Mrs. Saguaro: Phoenix! Hydra! Time for your first day of high school!
Phoenix: Coming mother.

(The scene flashes to school, where Phoenix is trying to find her room)
Phoenix: Room 321. Wow.
(Phoenix finally finds it and walks in)
Mrs. Martin: Welcome, scholar! I am Mrs. Martin, your new teacher. Please choose a seat.
(Phoenix is trying to find a seat when all of a sudden, her eye meets with a Golden Retriever)
Phoenix: Whoa.
(Phoenix stares at him affectionately)
Topaz: Hello? Are you okay?
(Phoenix snaps back into reality)
Phoenix: Who, me? (blushes) Yeah... Can I sit here?
Topaz: Uh, sure. Why not?
(Phoenix sits down next to Topaz)
Phoenix: So, what's your name?
Topaz: Topaz Citrine Brickers. And you?
Phoenix: Well, I'm Phoenix.
Topaz: Okay. Nice to meet you.
Phoenix: Nice to meet you too.
(The bell rings and all of the students arrive. Phoenix finds herself next to an orangutan)
Mrs. Martin: Welcome! Welcome class to your new homeroom period. I'm Mrs. Martin and I'll be your teacher for the rest of the year.
Phoenix:(Thinking) She's like Hydra as a weasel.
Mrs. Martin: Anyway, I'm going to have to get to know you, so let's say a bit about ourselves.
(Phoenix doses off in her mind until the last few people before her.)
Asteroid: Hi... I'm Asteroid. And well, I like sports and having fun.
Group of Girls: (Says flirtatiously) Hi, Asteroid... (they all giggle)
Phoenix: (Thinking) Oh brother. He's that orangutan kid. He's pretty cool, I guess. But everyone will have to deal with that constant flirting.
(The next kids speaks)
Comet: Hey, ladies. I'm Comet the Snow Leopard. And I've got guns. (Takes his shirt off)
Mrs. Martin: Detention!
Comet: Oh come on! (He walks to detention)
Mrs. Martin: Next!
(Topaz gets ready to speak)
Topaz: Good morning classmates. I'm Topaz Citrine Brickers, but I go by Topaz. I'm a Golden Retriever who likes to do, well, crafts I guess. Anyway, feel free to give me a silent wave.
Phoenix:(Thinking) How could someone so handsome be so boring. Eh, I'll get to know him more later.
Mrs. Martin: Excuse me. It is your turn to speak.
Phoenix: Uh, okay-
Mrs. Martin: End of class! Time for Lunch.

(Scene cuts to lunchtime)
Phoenix: Okay... I better find a seat.
(Phoenix finds a seat and walks over there)
Student: No way.
Phoenix: What?
Student: This seat is taken, so scram.
Phoenix: Okay...
(Phoenix tries to find another seat when she finally does)
Student II: This seat is saved.
Phoenix: Oh come on!
(Phoenix is exhausted now, and finally finds an almost empty table the snow leopard and orangutan are sitting at)
Phoenix: Let me guess, taken?
Asteroid: No, you can sit here.
Phoenix: Good. I'm too tired to go anywhere else.
(Topaz walks into the scene and sits at the table)
Topaz: Is this seat-
Phoenix: Just sit down.

(The group is now deep into lunch)
Topaz: An hour has passed and it's still lunchtime. Doesn't this school care about education?
Phoenix: School is six hours and four of the hours are for lunch. So no.
Topaz: Well, since we still have some time, we never really got to know each other. (Puts his hand out to Comet). Hi, I'm Topaz. Nice to meet you.
Comet: Arm wrestle? You're on!
Topaz: No! Please no!
Comet: Yes!
Topaz: No!
Comet: Yes!
Topaz: I said no! (A metal arm comes out of Topaz's backpack and squishes Comet's hand). Oops. Sorry...
Comet: I declare a rematch...
(Phoenix and Asteroid separate the two)
Phoenix: Well. I guess you guys are the only things remotely close to "friends."
Topaz: Well, I guess so. To make it up, you three can come to my house tomorrow. I have some things that you might enjoy.
Phoenix: Really?
Topaz: Yep. Like you said. You three are my closest friends already. Then again, none of us have friends. But, we should learn to like each other. So, see you tomorrow, I guess.
Phoenix: See you tomorrow.

Author's Note: That was a lot to pull off. This is the Pilot episode, but don't worry. By "The Club," this story will become a lot more humorous. I hope you enjoyed the episode!

Welcome to Phoenix's Adventures!

Hello, everyone! Today is the start of my newest story blog, Phoenix's Adventures. Phoenix's Adventures is about the adventures of four anthropomorphic animals that discover the adventures of high school. Meet Phoenix, the clever Fennec Fox; Topaz, the inventive Golden Retriever; Asteroid, the street-smart Sumatran Orangutan; and Comet, the muscular Snow Leopard. Together, they'll survive high school, go on adventures, and meet new people: friends or foes. Hope you enjoy the story!

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